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irvingt0n:

Make out sessions that lead to foreplay that lead to oral that lead to sex that lead to pizza and video games is highly requested right now.

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http://bloodlaced.tumblr.com/post/83670042886/yellfang-party-at-the-tardis

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
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losolomirus:

pervocracy:

gobelin:

girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.

Some girls only want sex after emotional closeness develops, but to call this “difficulty” says some really disturbing shit about what you think emotional closeness is for.

THANK YOU.

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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cottognapple:

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

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TO ANYONE FEELING SAD OR DOWN

thedrawinggamer:

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Here’s a puppy rolling himself up in a blanket

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